bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

(via you-sir-are-a-mewling-quim)

Trying to smile cute.

Expectation: image

Reality:

image

(Source: lovelotslaura, via delenas-bitch)

unearly:

if you want a girlfriend who will watch netflix with you all day, steal all your sweaters, eats all your junk food, and is slightly emotionally unstable lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE

(via bleedingsecretpains)

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

(via drinkawaymyfeelings)

pomethedoge:


deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

(via bleedingsecretpains)

jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

image

(via andrewquo)

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

(via the5oclockhero)