stars-havediedsothatyoumaylive:

guess what i found in the AQA reports 

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

"why did you cook you’re grandmother at the party in Poland?" "Idk im tired"

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wild-n-free-n-stuff:

Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same

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stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

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